Funny for me!

How should COFFEE and your BOYFRIEND be alike?

1) He has to be rich

2) He has to be hot

3) He has to keep you up all night!

ANAK: 'Tay, anong pagkakaiba ng Supper at Dinner?

ITAY: Anak, pagkumain tayo sa labas, Dinner 'yun. Pag dito tayo kakainng luto ng Mommy mo, Suffer yon!!

What would happen if you have a wooden car with wooden wheels, a woodenchair and a wooden engine?It wooden start!!!

This is a Filipino making a long distance phone call....

Operator: AT&T, How may I help you?

Pinoy: Heyloow. Ay wud like to long distans da Pilipins, plis.

Operator: Name of the party you're calling?

Pinoy: Aybegurpardon? Can you repit agen plis?

Operator: What is the name of the person you are calling?

Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu and sori. Da name of my calling is ElpidioAbanquel. Sori and tenkyu.

Operator: Please spell out the name of the person you're callingphonetically.

Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. What is foneticali?

Operator: Please spell out the letters comprising the name a letter ata time and citing a word for each letter.

Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu. Da name of Elpidio Abanquel is ElpidioAbanquel. I will spell his name foneticali,

Elpidio:

E as in Elpidio,

L as in lpidio,

p as in pidio,

i as in idio,

d as in dio,

i as in io,

and

o as in o.

Operator: Sir, can you please use English words.

Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu. Abanquel:

A as in Airport agen,

B as in Because,

A as in airport agen,

N as in enemy,

Q as in Cuba,

U as in Europe,

E as in important, and

L as in elephant.